Archive for April, 2009

A rolling spam gathers no spam.

Monday, April 6th, 2009

So I’ve returned and I’m going through my plethora of spam. My spam is apparently now less concerned with porn and Cialis and more concerned with letting me in on some little-known proverbs, bless their little spammy hearts.

1. It is a good horse that never stumbles. As welcome as water in one’s shoes. True coral needs no painter’s brush. A fox is not taken twice in the same snare. Delays are dangerous. They must hunger in winter that will not work in summer.

2. Every bean has its black. Respect yourself, or no one else will respect you. If you throw mud enough, some of it will stick. An open door may tempt a saint. Better late than never. If you dance you must pay the fiddler.

3. Money begets money. What is done cannot be undone. Dog does not eat dog. It is enough to make a cat laugh. Between the cup and the lip a morsel may slip. Too swift arrives as tardy as too slow.

Hmmm, intriguing.

Aaaaand I’m back.

Monday, April 6th, 2009

I have returned from Africa and I have 700 photos to sift through. It’s a very photogenic place, that Africa. I will try to post some tomorrow. I have to unpack and wash my fetid fused lump of clothing first. In the meantime, get a comfy chair because the blog entry on the animals I saw in Kruger Park will be loooong. You might want to get a snack, too. Looooong.