Utah Baby Names.

I just found a website with all the popular Utah Mormon baby names, and wow. I mean, wow. I had no idea. I mocked Jason Lee for naming his kid Pilot Inspektor, but I should really send him an apology note because some of these names are… definitely a personal choice.

Some of my favorites for boys:

Antrim Zeezrom
Daxson Ekewaka
D’Frank
deRalph
D’Loaf
El Myrrh
Marvelous Man
Shannon doah (dude’s name, just a reminder)
Vernal Independence
Vilar Bodily
Welcome Exile
Zaragrunudgeyon

My picks for the girls:

Abcde (note: that’s the first five letters of the alphabet – as a name)
Apathy
Blessing Ream
Chinchilla Zest
Confederate America
DeFonda Virtue
Desdedididawn
Gneiss
Hereditary
Jennyfivetina
Kaysional Tempest
Nafeteria
Placentia
Trauma Anne

Real names, people. These are real names.

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