Two musicians I have been boppin’ to lately.

October 29th, 2026

I think I may the oldest person alive, but the modern pop music stations aren’t giving me what I need anymore. I seem to find most of what I want to listen to made by independent creators on the internet. Two musicians I’ve been enjoying lately are:

  1. Frugit. Okay, so I think Frugit is an artist, a visual artist, using AI to help make tracks, but mainly using the music as a conduit for the animation in the videos. Unfortunately, the AI songs are catchy as hell and the illustration and animation are indeed awesome, so here we are. Please enjoy the certified banger of “I Knead Them Biscuits.”

2. Stephen Spencer. I adore Yacht Rock. Y’alls see the Yacht Rock documentary on HBO? If you haven’t, go see it immediately.

Now that you’re back, this fellow is a professor of music and he decided to put his kid’s conversations to music and if I tell you I could not get “Dandeloosa” out of my head for days, that is the truth. What a delight.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DcJsHVuhJN2/

And this one, which is equally precious, someone animated it. Flawless, no notes.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Da4DMJAtqfj/

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Nature be naitchin’. Aggressively.

October 21st, 2026

Joe Scott, I guy I really like on the YouToobs, made a video. I don’t know if you’re family with Joe Scott, but he’s a longform video maker who mainly focuses on scientific topics. He’s got quite the following, about 2.5 million subscribers. Normally, very serious topics. I highly recommend these two, they’re my favorites.

I will tell you a spoiler about how to squeeze a human being through a five inch hole – yeah, uhhh, you don’t live through that. You die pretty much immediately in a highly creative and extremely gross way. You don’t suffer, but the people around you, they need therapy for the rest of forever.

ANYWAY, he recently posted a video that caught my interest:

I was like “We’ll see if we agree on God’s most grotesque creations.” And we definitely agree on some contenders (hi there, freaky giant Peruvian centipede eating a mouse, no thank you!), but sometimes an animal is a thing of nighmares on a one-to-one basis. Like, just that animal, specifically. For example, I recently saw this llama. Now, most llamas are fine, if a little derpy-looking. But this llama… this llama is haunted.

Guys.

That llama, and only that llama, should be top of the list. Do they want everyone in the nursing home to die? Because I would want to die after seeing those peepers ‘n’ teeth. Yikes on bikes, y’all.

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Is it time for charts? It sure is.

August 7th, 2026

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FIFA and other thoughts.

July 14th, 2026

1.  I’m watching the Feefs with my mom (she’s a foreigner, she loves futbol) and I think the logo and design this time is so cool. I love the fatness of the numbers and word “FIFA” for the hole in the 6.

And they’ve been doing really fun things with colors. Blocks of colors, stripes of colors. It’s vivid and zesty.

Here’s my problem: They have tons of merch and NONE OF IT has the colors and patterns on it. The PACKAGING for the merch does, but not the merch itself. It’s infuriating.

Yay! Fun block coloring! Put it on the swag! No? Okay.

2. So, when they realized that EV cars didn’t make a sound, why did they pick the noise they picked? It sounds like the frikkin’ car is haunted. “Spooky ghosts in the engine harmonizing” would not have been my first thought. I would like to petition all the car makers to consider “generic engine rumbling” as an alternative. It’s like the opening of the Beetlejuice theme song every time one of these cars drives by.

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Update.

June 8th, 2026

Guys, I went to prison.

 

Oh, I didn’t GO GO to prison. Like, against my will because I committed wacky and exciting crimes. No no, I went because the incarcerated women there were putting on a performance of “Sister Act” and my friend Tim works with a company that helps people in prison, so he got two tickets and he took me. And it was an education, lemme tell you. I went to Bedford Hills Correctional Facility which a maximum security women’s prison. I could walk in with my driver’s license in my hand. No purse, no phone, no underwires in my bra. No green clothes (NY incarcerated people wear forest green). I was patted down. I went through a whole lot of doors and had to re-identify myself every time. It’s… intense, which is in no way surprising. It’s a maximum security prison known for some of the most violent and infamous women criminals. The outside fence is tall with razor wire that has razor wire wrapped around it, which is topped with a fun, flouncy additional layer of razor wire, just in case. Anyway, I figured out why prison is the absolute worst. You ready? It’s middle school. It looks identical to middle school, it smells like middle school, there are bulletin boards in the hallways, there was a gymnasium / theater… imagine about middle school. That’s correct. BUT YOU CAN’T LEAVE. You eat there. You sleep there. The teachers can do anything they want to you. And, bonus! All Bullies Edition! And you have to stay there for YEARS. Decades, sometimes. Always middle school, always with the meanest cheerleaders in America. I don’t know about you, but that scared me straight, y’all. I don’t know if I could stomach it.

Regarding the performance of “Sister Act:” Considering the limited pool of talent they had to pull from and the zero dollars they had for costumes and sets, it’s was pretty good. The ladies put their heart and soul into it and it showed. I ended up going home and watching the movie because the show piqued my interest so much. I am pretty psyched to go to another show in the future if the opportunity is presented to me.

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Charts for your viewing pleasure.

May 30th, 2023

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Y’all need to learn about Ea-nasir.

April 30th, 2023

Short backstory to Ea-nasir: In 1750 BC in Ur (modern-day Iraq) some guy named Nanni bought copper ingots from a guy named Ea-nasir. Nanni, upon arriving to Dilmun to pick up his order, found the copper to be substandard. Nanni then carved the first negative Yelp-esque review in history. The internet has, for the last few years, been delighted by Ea-nasir and his shady ways.

There are Tiktoks galore about the Ea-nasir saga.

There’s even a whole, complex Ea-nasir / Simpsons series.

It’s kind of amazing. But we shouldn’t be surprised that the first complaint took off like gangbusters on the internet. The internet is for porn and complaining. It is its nature.

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Art is now confounding.

April 1st, 2023

I do not understand cryptocurrency. I totally cop to that. I assumed it was like money but magical internet money. I feel like it’s more than that, which is why I’ve been checking out sites like theinvestorscentre.co.uk to try and get a clearer picture. For example, there’s this art piece called G.E.M.M.A. by a street artist I adore, Tristan Eaton. Here are some of his murals.

 

G.E.M.M.A. appears to be a computer-generated version of his art with variations of all those elements Tristan incorporates into his work. That’s cool.

            

But you can’t purchase any unless you have crypto and then… you don’t necessarily own the piece? I was like “Here’s an idea – how about I give you money, or beans, a big bag of beans, those are worth something, you can plant them, and then in return you give me An Art? We revert to the ancient concept of the exchange of payment for goods and services. No? Okay.” =insert my confusion=

 

Update: Now you can buy some of them in this plane of existence so why didn’t they do that before? I’m going to take a nap.

 

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I am cool and hip. This is it. This is the one time.

February 18th, 2023

Recently I saw a post on Tumblr.

Now, you might be “that is certainly a collection of words that mean nothing to me” but I understood! I understood all of it! And I’m going to explain it to you because it’s actually quite interesting.

This is a person named maia arson crimew. The all lowercase is intentional.

Her chosen pronouns are she and it. I’m going to use she for this post. Her last name is a mashup of “crime” (because she commits crimes) and “mew” (because she likes cats). She uses a super-cute cat drawing to identify herself. I love that her website looks like 1999 garbage.

She’s a Swiss 23-year-old and she’s a hacker. maia is quite good at it, too. But her latest act was to get the TSA no-fly list and release it to the public. The way maia showed she had accessed it is a point of interest to people: She took a picture of the site with a cute lil plushie and said “holy sh*t, we actually have the nofly list. holy f*cking bingle, what?!  :3”

People loved her whole personality.

 

But a lot of people were not okay with how she chose to identify herself or live her life, despite the fact that she bothered precisely no one about it. She is:

A therian, or individuals who believe or feel that they are non-human animals in a non-biological sense.

A bi lesbian, and a polyamorous one at that, who has nine girlfriends. I don’t know what a bi lesbian is, but again, she’s bothering no one so go for it.

A hard-core socialist. From her Wikipedia page: She has cited curiosity, anti-capitalism, anarchism, and opposition to the concept of intellectual property as the motives for her hacking, stating that “caring about literally nothing but profit definitely doesn’t result in security.”

On her Twitter bio, crimew describes herself as an “indicted hacktivist/security researcher, artist, mentally ill enby polyam trans lesbian anarchist kitten.”

A small portion of the LGBTQ+ community has problems with how she chooses to identify herself. They want her to be called something “sensible.”

NOW

Let us refer back to the original image.

We can now translate it! Clarity!

Bonus: She’s really quite delightful.

And if you want to hear her speak about cybersecurity, here’s maia is on a podcast.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgbQb7G6e7w

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Beaver Skull. Here we go (again.)

January 17th, 2023

Back in 2021 I started decorating a beaver skull. I painted it dark blue, covered it with dark blue felt (in case I wanted to impale some pins in it), and started making beaded components. Refer to this post for my first attempt(s). I was heartily displeased by how clompy the glue looked so I was like “Enough trying to salvage. We’re ripping it all off and starting over in 2023.” And that’s what I did.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: What the hell is with these colors??? The colors looked washed out as hell here. These are the colors in real life.

You seein’ those? You see this? This has all those colors. Where are they??

When I’m done I’ll take pictures outside in the sunlight, maybe that will help. Something I did that really helped was pull the lower jaw off of the primary part of the skull. It was hot-glued on by the teeth so it wasn’t that hard to remove. I must have shook one of the bottom teeth loose because it slid out and OMG do you know how much of the beaver skull is tooth? Whatever you’re thinking, it’s more than that.

It’s all tooth in there! Absolutely bananas.

I was going to try to salvage any of the pieces that I had removed but I decided starting fresh had to be totally fresh. I painted the skull that dark blue but didn’t add felt because I don’t anticipate putting pins anywhere. That reduces the bulkiness as well. I building everything off the skull for the first layer because I find it easier to stick on plaques of beads rather than individually. They drop off less if they’re a mass threaded together.

I’m aggressively procrastinating on the sides of the lower jaw. It’s going to be an odd shape, there’s going to be a full color transition from blue-black to gold and back AND I have to make two symmetrical versions. Ugghhhh. I’ll do it, I’ll do it, but I won’t be happy about it.

 

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