A tattoo of a dolphin smoking a bong in a ripped Laz-E-Boy chair surrounded by totally unrelated and crappity tattoos…
– OR –
A tattoo of a croissant reading the paper and drinking a cup of coffee located on some guy’s butt cheek?
I will now post both choices for you to look at. Then you can make a decision for yourself. And cry yourself to sleep.
(Also, I pixelled out the butt-crack because, frankly, no one needs to see that.)
Thanks to gigglesugar for the pics.