I like to keep everyone updated on the type of spam I receive. Most of the time it’s sexually related and pretty blunt: “Things that go into other things! Different people, different places!! Click here!!!” Now I’m getting spam with one of these as the beginning:
Hello design-newyork.com , grim for my spam, I realy desperate straits moneys, I’am a inadequate student…
Hello design-newyork.com , stark for my spam, I realy emergency moneys, I’am a pitiable student…
Hello design-newyork.com , grim for my spam, I realy dire moneys, I’am a as a church-mouse student…
And then it goes into More Things Into Things!!!. I totally don’t get this new trend. In my mind I see this little Victorian boy dressed in rags in the street peddling smut to make a shilling. “Please sir, if I don’t sell this mature lesbian video, Mummy won’t be able to feed all us. One of us will go hungry again unless someone purchases this granny-on-granny lovefest.”