First of all, a video that made me laugh for a solid five minutes. Anyone wonder what a horse race looks like inside my head? Well, wonder no more.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/chrismenning/typical-horse-racing-in-japan
Now, on to the talent portion of our competition. I like to think I have some skills in some areas. However, often I am shown that I am not awesome in any way, shape or form. I would like to share some videos of people making me feel useless right now.
1. Some Japanese men making mochi. Be sure to watch the bit between the pounder thing and the bare hands.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HKnHnUk0S8&
2. This policeman riding a motorcycle all smooth-like around super-tight turns. You know how this would go for me? Get on motorcycle. Progress five feet forward. Fall over, most likely with the motorcycle on top of me. Moan until someone rescues me. The end.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJxOsYh12yY&
3. And finally, the Nike basketball commercial from 2001. Damn. DAMN. It made me want to learn how to bounce that tangerine orb like a pro.