Mmmm, sleep cocoon.

My friend posted this on Pinterest, and apparently someone out there has upped the ante on the LoveCake game.

Hey, whoever did this cake? IT’S ON. I don’t know who you are, but the next time I make a cake, it will DESTROY you with its awesomeness. You done brought the clouds, so don’t be surprised when it rains. BOOYAH.

Anyway, I was looking on today, a website B. turned me on to, and I saw something someone invented for sleeping in weird places. Let me tell you something important about myself: I love sleeping. It might just be my most favorite thing ever. I refuse to let anyone sleep near me because I am unwilling to compromise my sleeping style (thrashing, pillow scrunching, snoring, etc.) And, on select occasions, I have been known to pass out face-down on my desk. Therefore, this product was made for me. What amuses me no end about it is how she looks like a molting pillbug who’s been on a bender for a while and is worse for wear. They need to work on how to make the sleep cocoon look less conspicuous than sleeping face-down on the desk. But, trust me when I say this, if this comes out in stores, I will be first in line to get it.

4 Responses to “Mmmm, sleep cocoon.”

  1. Colleen says:

    For some reason the tory birch shoes made me laugh. Also, I eagerly await the next salvo in the Great Ombre Cake skirmish! Bring it on!

  2. snorth says:

    I don’t understand. Is it supposed to be warm? Supportive? Look weird enough so that when you’re sleeping in public no one will want to bother you?
    I agree with Colleen: find that cake maker and bring the pain! Delicious, delicious pain.

  3. Kate says:

    1) Am I supposed to believe this isn’t actually YOU?!?!?

    2) The binder clips detract from the, ahem, coziness of the contraption.

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