Oh, internet. You’re the best thing ever. I used to have to wait for the once-a-week America’s Funniest Home Videos to see beasties talking, and if they did have one animal video, it was buried in a insufferable mess of golf-balls-to-the-gonads clips. Here are some of my favorite chattin’ beast videos:
Oh Long John:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LBKVXyrHcw
How To Give Your Cat A Bath (“Nooooooooooo!”):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKeggpbVybc
Displeased Dutch Goat:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJQGuWTtTD4&
Jerry Lewis Goat:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwy1qGdQ424
Argumentative Spanish Goat:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7Ve-LGPdtY
Whistle-Howling Tiny Puppy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHAshi4vdbg
And this isn’t exactly a talking animal video, but I’d like to think this is what they would sound like if they could talk, and it’s also appropriate for the season, so here we are: