I was going to get things done, and then… cats.

I’ve seen a lot of cats in my day. Lately, however, the internet has coughed up (not unlike a hairball) three particularly engaging cats that I cannot stop looking at. I want to work at my job and clean my house, but I can’t because I have to stare at these things for hours on end. It can’t be healthy, this addiction to people’s pets that I have never met.

First cat!!

Venus the Chimera Cat

She has a half-black face and half-tabby face which is unusual, but what makes it even better is the green eye and the blue eye. It really looks like two cats fused together. Bonus: she’s full-grown and five pounds so she’s wee! And her owner says Venus is super-nice.

Second cat!!

Tard the Grumpy Cat

Awww, Tard. I don’t know what’s going on with her. She just has a case of the perma-grumps. She is also extremely wee. Her sister Pokey has a similarly weird face and body, so the owner thinks they are some kind of dwarf cat, but honestly, I don’t care. I just want to watch Tard play all day.

Here’s two videos of Ms. Grumpy in action:



Third cat!!

Colonel Meow

I AM OBSESSED WITH THIS CAT. I WANT IT TO BE IN MY LIFE ALL THE TIME. Every time I see this thing, Stravinsky and Moussorgsky and Prokofiev play in the background, so epic is this animal. I may be driven to make a shirt that says Team Colonel Meow.

You can friend all these cats on Facebook. I totally did.

2 Responses to “I was going to get things done, and then… cats.”

  1. Libby says:

    If loving these cats is wrong then I never want to be right…nor do I ever want to do anything productive ever again. I love them all!

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