Did you guys hear about the thing in Brazil two days ago? If you didn’t, you need to listen to how this went down. Just when you think it’s gone as far as it can go, it goes farther. Ready?
There was a soccer game. Okay.
The ref saw a bad play. He called out the player. Good so far.
The ref and the player got into a fist fight. Unnecessary, but fine.
The ref pulls a knife and stabs the player, who later dies on the way to the hospital. That is a little much.
The fans get super-mad, go down to the field and STONE THE REF TO DEATH. Are you serious?
THEY THEN BEHEAD HIM AND QUARTER HIS BODY. What century is this?
AND PUT HIS SEVERED HEAD ON A PIKE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FIELD. I… I can’t even.
How did it go from “you get a yellow card” to an episode of Game of Thrones? Now Brazil is doing massive PR work because they are having the next World Cup and I don’t know about you but this is not a display of good sportsmanship. This makes those parents who yell from the sidelines at their kid’s little league games look like fuzzy yellow duckies.