1. Have you people seen this commercial? HAVE YOU? Chickens have gyroscopes in their heads. I love this commercial. I love it. It should win all the awards.
2. A lot of really stellar news headlines out there right now. You don’t have to even read the articles, the titles tell you all you need to know.
3. Have we discussed the glorious website Animals Talking In All Caps? Because it’s really cool and we should look at it right now.