1. There’s a guy named Keaton Patti who loves Photoshop. He fixes screengrabs from the PBS program Antiques Roadshow and makes them truthful and real and I certainly appreciate all his hard work.
He has more of this and other stuff on his Tumblr.
2. Have you heard “Sweet Dreams” played on a collected of floppy disk readers? No? Well, I can fix that. (Thanks for introducing this to me, B.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGfkPCZYfFw
3. This is self-explanatory and I start ugly-laughing every time I read it.
4. I could watch this video all day.
http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2017/04/blooming-kinetic-sculptures-built-with-wire-by-casey-curran/
5. There’s a page on Reddit called Ambien thoughts. People go there after taking the popular sleeping pill and write down their thoughts. I find it HIGH-larious (see what I did there?). Some of the comments are fine and normal:
And then there’s all the rest of them. Hoo boy. Don’t do drugs, kids.
6. I love calligraphy. I love bugs and fruit and plants. Ergo, this is magnificent. I mean, those cherries. <3 <3 <3
http://publicdomainreview.org/collections/the-model-book-of-calligraphy-1561-1596/
7. And finally people, who apparently never freakin’ learn, made a poll so The Public could name seven new planets. The Public responded accordingly.
Additional item that reinforces my point that you should never let The Internet name anything ever: